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Fred Do you like my new hairstyleHarry from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

Patient The trouble is doctor I keep from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.

Wife to Husband Ill have you know from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

Fred Your sister uses too much makeup from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!

Did you hear about the witch who from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

I never forget a face but in from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Two boys were watching TV when the from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

Fred Youve got a Roman nose Harry from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.

Fred You have the face of a from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.

What happened when the witch went for from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Louise was watching her big sister covering from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.

What is grey and hairy and lives from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.